First game in eight months...

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Had the first hockey game in 8 months tonight. Here's how it went down:

Dressing room - started sweating putting on the gear. In good company as half the team is complaining about being tired at this step already. We're totally going to win Game 1.

Warm-up - stretching is good. But are my joints supposed to make clicking sounds?

1st period - take the ice. Remembered to remove skate guards. Legs a bit rusty but off to a good start.

2nd period - why am I tasting my dinner again? Mental note: before the game the rink manager gave us specific instructions on where to puke. I'm prepared just in case. Teammate says he can see through time. Or maybe it's just his head throbbing. We're not sure. We carry on.

3rd period - officially out of gas. Team now collectively talking about where to puke, who's left arm is numb, and does anyone know the signs of a stroke.

I guess you could say we're set for our summer season.

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